My eye balls

I had a shrunken head that I got out of a gum ball machine but the plastic face got messed up. Now you cannot tell what it is. Pretty much you're looking at a plastic ball that squeezes out blue stuff, that at one time looked like- its eyes were popping out of its head.
I found some old cards in an old wallet and it looks like my Columbia Music card had a discount that we can assure has expired by now. That is okay. I only got some cartoons back in 1999 from them on VHS tapes.
I also learned that if you drop anything on your head, like a magnifier it will hurt.
I love my cats but they both need a bio hazard sticker on their litter box. The good news is that nothing has crawled out and started to dance. So whatever it is that they ate, is dead and gone. The bad news is- it smells like the bog of eternal stench.
Shadow had 5 kittens a few weeks back. They are adorable. One of them looks like the stone cat. You know the one and only. I keep catching myself wanting to call it that, but I stop myself every time. It did the cutest thing one day. I woke it up and it hissed at me. So adorable. The good news there- They're too small to get out of their box. So they cannot attack me in my sleep.
My eye balls are funny because if I do not get enough sleep, then they burn like they're on fire. They have the same affect if I cry too much.