Ten Reasons that I'm not a stripper.

This is just a random list that I'm compiling. These are the ten reasons that I'm not a stripper.

1. I am clumsy and I would trip over something. I might break my leg in that process.

2. I am clumsy and I might kick someone in the face while I'm trying to get sexy.

3. I drink a lot, so I might get drunk and fall asleep.

4. I am picky with music, so more then likely I wouldn't dance. I would just stand there and make fun of the song that was playing.

5. I get side tracked easily. So more then likely, I would be dancing and then see a pretty colored light. I would get side tracked and say oh look at the light. Then I would trip, fall and hurt myself or someone else.

6. I would be late to work and not get my stage time in.

7. I could not get close to some guy that I did not like. I have this thing about my personal space.

8. I would drop my money constantly due to the fact that I'm clumsy. I would never be able to dance because I would spend half my time picking things up.

9. That is not my calling in life. I have no interest in stripping.

10. I would start laughing.

I wanted to say that it is Wednesday, so Happy Wednesday everyone. I am uploading a kick ass picture of the Wednesday Addams. ROCK ON. Yes even on the bad days.

The second picture is of a crack head looking Barbie. She is all Vampire punky like. Yes we all had our favorite Barbies growing up and they all ended up looking like that. I blame small dogs, toy boxes, and little sisters. lol jk but do not do crack. You know what smokey the bear says. Don't light a match. You could start a forest fire. Everyday is shit.